neo.nada

Mar 25

[video]

Feb 22

Walleyed Press: Volume V Is Here. -

walleyedpress:

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD VOLUME V OF FRESH FISH RIGHT NOW

Volume V of Fresh Fish features only poetry (we got no short stories this time around), and the poetry comes straight from these cats:

James Whittle
Zach Reneau
Ben Rogers
Allison Mellick
Sarah Marchant
&
Cody Troyan

In addition…

Aug 31

popserial:

New Pangur Ban Party poetry series by Cassandra Troyan and Cody Troyan. 
Shoutouts DJ Berndt, editor.

popserial:

New Pangur Ban Party poetry series by Cassandra Troyan and Cody Troyan

Shoutouts DJ Berndt, editor.

Aug 12

Life Can Be Lynchian

“I didn’t know they’d come this late.”

“Your mother?”

“The hummingbirds. Is my mother a they?”

“I thought you said she.”

Son looks out the window.

“Those kids riding around.”

“This doesn’t taste like anything.”

“Tastes like corn.”

“Is it because it was in the refrigerator too long?”

“People eat corn and expect a goddamn strawberry sundae on a Sunday afternoon! It tastes like corn.”

Aug 09

“cody code” by peterbd99@gmail.com

never met anyone with the name of cody. know a ted though. who would name their child ted? not fucking awesome.
listening to ‘run the world’ by hov’s main squeeze. replacing the word ‘girls’ with ‘cody’. shit is hilarious.
you see cody runs the world because he doesn’t give a shit about labels. he just does him. is that a problem?
didn’t think so. he was raised in a tent by his great grandfather. never had a real job a day in his life. his only job?
to win at this thing called life. so get in line bitch.

Aug 05

Before I write a poem

I think of the word “cold”

and then try not to use the word “cold”

in that poem

Jul 26

Flow Chart: A Guide to Internet Hipster Writers

thetangential:

Original post

-Becky Lang

(via popserial)

Jul 14

[video]

Jul 12

A Flarf Poem, via Stephen Crane’s The Red Badge of Courage

The white-topped wagons strained & stumbled in their exertions
    like fat sheep.
Scars faded as flowers.
He was a babe which,
having wept its fill,
raises its eyes and fixes upon a distant toy.

“Where th’ hell yeh been?”

Where many of his usual machines of reflection had been idle,
where he had proceeded sheeplike.

He beheld that he was tiny.
He was a man.

Jul 07

What do I do with my baby internet presence?

It won’t stop crying about a lack of hits and publishing creds.

Should I put it to sleep with chloroform?

Maybe I should Google how to do that first.

But if anyone asks, I searched “chlorophyll.”

Well shit, it died. Must’ve used too much.

Dammit, where’s the shovel?

Yes mom, the baby’s fine, we’re in Disney World with some rich guy.

Yeah, we’re still here.

What do I do now?

Approximately 3 years later:

Found not guilty of killing my baby internet presence.

Riding chillwaves of reasonable doubt, bitches.

I still don’t have an internet presence though.